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Welfare is Bad Quote
“Speaking as a black person, welfare is the worst thing that’s ever happened to us.” – Charles Evers
Welfare and Poverty Quote
“People from both political parties have long recognized that welfare without work creates negative incentives that lead to permanent poverty. It robs people of self-esteem.” – Mitt Romney
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Funny Popular Joke – 109
Most common lies ever told:
“I didn’t do it”
“I’m fine”
“I have read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions”
Funny Popular Joke – 44
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
Funny Popular Joke – 27
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
