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Fear Mugs Aspirations Quote
“Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.” – Brendan Francis
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Latest Juicy Jokes
Funny Popular Joke – 109
Most common lies ever told:
“I didn’t do it”
“I’m fine”
“I have read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions”
Funny Popular Joke – 44
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
Funny Popular Joke – 27
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
