An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says ” He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!” Officer says “Yes.” Little Boy asks “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture.
A farmer’s son accidentally overturned his dad’s tractor one day. The farmer who lived next to them so what had happened and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Joe, don’t worry about it. Come over and have dinner with us. I’ll help you get the tractor up right after.” “That’s really kind of you,” Joe replied, “but I don’t think dad would like me to.” “Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted. “Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “but my dad won’t like it.” After a big dinner, Joe thanked the neighbor for the nice meal and said, “I feel much better now, but I know my dad is going to be really upset.” “Don’t be silly!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?” Joe said, “Under the tractor.”