Football fans in a church joke

Football fans in a church joke

Three old football fans are in a church praying for their teams. The first one asks, “Oh Lord when will Manchester City stop buying the refs?” God Replies, “In the next five years.” “But I’ll be dead by then,” says the man. The second one asks, “Oh Lord, when will Manchester United stop buying the refs?” The Good Lord – answers, “In the next ten years.” “But I’ll be dead by then,” says the man. The third one asks, “Oh Lord when will Barcelona stop buying the refs?”. God answers, “I’ll be dead by then!”

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