Funny Birthday Joke – 12

Funny Birthday Joke - 12

Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirement home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?” Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!” “Really? Like a newborn baby?” “Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

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