Funny Genie Joke

Funny Genie Joke

A man stumbles across an old lamp while he was at his attorney’s office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie explains to him that he gets three wishes, and whatever he wishes for, his wife gets double. The man asks for his first wish. “The first thing I want is a million dollars.” The genie says, “Okay, but you know that your wife gets two million.” The man said, “That’s okay. My second wish is for a large house on a remote tropical paradise.” The genie says, “Then your wife will have two beautiful houses.” The man replied, “That’s fine. Now for my third wish. I want you to beat me half to death.”

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