Grandpa shoplifting joke

Grandpa shoplifting joke

My grandpa would always tell me that when he was growing up, in rural Texas, his momma would give him $1 and send him down to the store. He’d come back with 2 loaves of bread, half a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, and a pound of pork. He says you can’t do that now-a-days, way too many security cameras.

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