Airplane Jokes and Puns

Here are funny airplane jokes and puns you and your friends can laugh at. Perfect to enjoy while waiting at the airport for the flight. Also check out our other jokes categories.

Airplane engine trouble joke


An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards.”