Army Jokes and Puns

Here are some funny Army Jokes and Puns. No offense to any army staff these are just silly. Also check out our other funny jokes.


Army Jokes – 7

2017-02-06T23:41:31+00:00

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”

Army Jokes – 6

2017-02-06T23:40:17+00:00

At an army training camp in Florida, the sergeant is giving a talk: “The main quality we look for in this army is commitment and this is what I call commitment.” An alligator came in the room and bit the sergeants’ penis. It stayed there for about a 10 seconds then the sergeant poked it in the eyes and kicked it off. “Now who’s ready to show their commitment?” said the sergeant. A man put his hand up and said “I will, but promise you won’t poke me in the eyes.”