Lazy Army Joke

Lazy Army Joke

A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: “I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest.” 24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man “why didn’t you raise your hand?” The man replied: “Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge.”

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Army Jokes – 7

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”

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Army Jokes – 6

At an army training camp in Florida, the sergeant is giving a talk: “The main quality we look for in this army is commitment and this is what I call commitment.” An alligator came in the room and bit the sergeants’ penis. It stayed there for about a 10 seconds then the sergeant poked it in the eyes and kicked it off. “Now who’s ready to show their commitment?” said the sergeant. A man put his hand up and said “I will, but promise you won’t poke me in the eyes.”

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