Basketball Jokes and Puns

These funny basketball jokes and puns will make you and your friends laugh. We also have other sport and funny jokes.

Basketball Jokes – 8

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How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans.

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What does a Lakers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
He turns off the PlayStation 4.

2017-02-07T00:10:39+00:00

Q: Why can’t you play basketball in the jungle?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Q: What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?
A: Become a referee.

2017-02-07T00:01:18+00:00

Q: How many basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and a new house.

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Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They’re always dribbling.

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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

2017-02-07T00:12:56+00:00

Why do basketball players love cookies?
Because they can dunk them!