Redneck duck hunting joke

Redneck duck hunting joke

Two redneck duck hunters out on the marsh duck hunting.
One says to the other, “we’re not having much luck today getting any ducks.”
The other one says, “maybe we’re not throwing the dog high enough.”

Snowflake and bird joke

Snowflake and bird joke

What’s a good winter holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Duck chapstick joke

Duck chapstick joke

A duck walks into a drug store and buys a chapstick.
The clerk says, “Will that be cash or charge?” The duck says, “Just put it on my bill!

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