Blonde Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny blonde jokes and puns. No offense to blondes, we love you! Also take a look at our other funny jokes.


 

Funny Blonde Joke – 52

2016-06-18T09:16:20+00:00

Two blondes were trapped in an elevator. One was crying in the corner and the other one was shouting, ”HELP! HELP!” Then the one crying had an idea, ”Why don’t we shout together?” “Okay,” said the other blonde. ”TOGETHER! TOGETHER!”

Funny Blonde Joke – 53

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There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win…they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. “A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!”

Funny Blonde Joke – 58

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A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I’ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.” The blonde says, “Don’t you have a vase?”

Funny Blonde Joke – 61

2016-06-18T09:24:03+00:00

A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts barks and wakes them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says ‘Wait until you see what I’m going to do to those neighbors!’
She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The husband asks ‘So, what did you do?’
The blonde says ‘Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.’

Funny Blonde Joke – 64

2016-06-18T09:28:44+00:00

A teenage blonde girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number,” replied the girl.