Calculus Jokes and Puns

Funny calculus jokes and puns that will make you or your mathematician friends laugh.

Math Student Joke


Girlfriend “What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?” “She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me.” “I don’t believe that she cheated on you!” “Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns…”