Flight Call Center Joke

Flight Call Center Joke

Customer: “I’ve been ringing your call centre on 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?” Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?” Customer: “It was on the door to the travel centre.”
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours.”

Call Center Name Joke

Call Center Name Joke

Tech Support: “Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?” Customer: “Hello, yes, it’s me.” Tech Support: “Oh, it’s me too.” [chuckle] Customer: “No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e.” Tech Support: “Oh, sorry.”

Call Center Joke - 4

Call Center Joke – 4

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire next week.

Funny Call Center Joke

Funny Call Center Joke

Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

Call Center Customer Joke

Call Center Customer Joke

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

Printer Call Center Joke

Printer Call Center Joke

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

Corny Call Center Joke

Corny Call Center Joke

Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello… I can’t print. Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and… Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates ya know.

Computer Call Center Joke

Computer Call Center Joke

Cus: I have problems connecting. Agent: Ok let me help you. Please click on the start button and run! Cus: huh? Why do I have to run!

Call Center Job Joke

Call Center Job Joke

I got sick of my boss saying to me, “Hey, we don’t pay you to sit there all day chatting away.” So I got a job at a call center.

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