Call Center Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny Call Center jokes and puns. Try reading one of these to a call center agent and see if they laugh. Also check out our other funny jokes.

Call Center Name Joke


Tech Support: “Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?” Customer: “Hello, yes, it’s me.” Tech Support: “Oh, it’s me too.” [chuckle] Customer: “No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e.” Tech Support: “Oh, sorry.”

Funny Call Center Joke


Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

Printer Call Center Joke


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

Corny Call Center Joke


Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello… I can’t print. Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and… Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates ya know.

Flight Call Center Joke


Customer: “I’ve been ringing your call centre on 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?” Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?” Customer: “It was on the door to the travel centre.”
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours.”