Card Game Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny card game jokes and puns . This obviously includes poker, blackjack and other fun card games. Also check out our other funny jokes.

Dog Card Game Joke


Two dog owners were bragging about the intelligence of their pets. “The brightest dog I ever had,” said one, “was a Great Dane that could play cards. He was a whiz at poker, but I had him put to sleep.” “You had him put to sleep, a bright dog like that? A dog like that would be worth a million dollars.” “Had to,” he replied, “Caught him using marked cards!”

Poker Card Game Joke


A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend. “I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely. “In fact, there are three doctors there already!”

Bridge Card Game Joke


A Catholic guy who is a fanatic bridge player goes to his priest and asks, “Father, I have to know…. Is there bridge in heaven?” The priest says, “You know, I’ve never been asked that before. Let me research it and I’ll tell you next week.” Next week: “My son, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, there is bridge in heaven. The bad news is you’re playing in a Swiss team tomorrow.”