Funny Rooster Joke

Funny Rooster Joke

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? A 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone. 

McNuggets Joke

McNuggets Joke

Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets? The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched. 

Psychiatrist Chicken Joke

Psychiatrist Chicken Joke

Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.

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