Chocolate syrup joke

Chocolate syrup joke

You know you’re a chocoholic if, when the leaves change in the fall, you start gathering Almond Joy candy bars for the coming winter.

Chocoholic Joke

Chocoholic Joke

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit.

Funny chocolate joke

Funny chocolate joke

Once there were two chocolate bunnys and one had his ear bitten off. One said “Happy Easter!” What did the other one say? Answer – Huh?

Funny chocolate bar joke

Funny chocolate bar joke

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.

White chocolate joke

White chocolate joke

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don’t they actually counteract each other?

Coco bean joke

Coco bean joke

Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

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