Chocolate Jokes and Puns

Here are funny chocolate jokes and puns for all the chocolate lovers out there. Enjoy there jokes. Also check out our candy and other funny jokes.

Coco bean joke


Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.