Chuck Norris Jokes and Puns

Here are funny Chuck Norris jokes and Puns. Trust me when I say that Chuck Norris will make you laugh and cry out loud. Enjoy them and also check out our other funny jokes categories.

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2016-06-14T19:04:31+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

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2016-06-14T17:57:21+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

Chuck Norris can speak French… In Russian.

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2016-06-14T19:40:45+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris Joke – 11

2016-06-14T21:18:15+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

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2016-06-14T20:54:50+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

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2016-06-14T17:40:36+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.

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2016-06-14T18:58:10+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he reads the officers his rights.

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2016-06-14T17:54:38+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

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2016-06-14T20:27:00+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

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2016-06-14T19:49:14+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

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2016-06-14T19:43:36+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Chuck Norris Joke – 10

2016-06-14T19:31:21+00:00Tags: Chuck Norris|

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a starting contest.

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