Funny Clean Jokes

Funny clean jokes are great for the entire family. They should be clean enough to tell your kids and grandmother and funny enough to tell your friends. We have worked on creating the best list of clean jokes. If you have a joke that you would like to add to this collection, please send it on over to us. (-:

Funny Popular Joke – 44

2017-04-09T22:15:46+00:00

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

Funny Office Joke – 20

2016-06-20T15:44:08+00:00

Paddy got a job as a road line-painter. He paints 5 miles on the first day, 2 miles on the second day and 1 on the third day.
“You get worse and worse every day!” yelled his boss.
“That is because the bucket gets further and further away every day.” said Paddy.

Funny Marriage Joke -57

2016-06-19T18:58:43+00:00

What a woman says:
Cmon…This place is a mess! You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the floor and you’ll have no clothes if we don’t do laundry now!
What a man hears:
C’MON….blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!

Funny Math Joke 1

2016-06-19T18:23:49+00:00

George W. Bush visits Algeria. As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: “You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra…”