Clean Jokes and Puns

These funny clean jokes and puns are great for the entire family. Clean enough for everyone. Enjoy some laughs. Also check out our other funny jokes categories.


Funny Blonde Joke – 27

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A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.

Funny Blonde Joke – 64

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A teenage blonde girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number,” replied the girl.