Coffee Jokes and Puns

For all coffee lovers here are funny coffee jokes and puns. Perfect to share at Starbucks or Seattle Coffee. Also check out our other funny jokes categories.

Hot Coffee Joke


“I want you to drink a cup of hot water every morning,” prescribed the doctor. “You gotta be kidding, doc,” I’ve been doing that for years, but my wife calls it coffee”.

Price Of Coffee Joke


A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: “How much is the coffee?” “Coffee is four dollars the waitress says”. “How much is a refill?” the man asks. “Free, “says the waitress. “Then I’ll take a refill!” the man responds.