Coffee Jokes and Puns
For all coffee lovers here are funny coffee jokes and puns. Perfect to share at Starbucks or Seattle Coffee. Also check out our other funny jokes categories.
Coffee Joke – 3
2017-02-07T20:23:47+00:00What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte?
It’s a LATEino girl.
Coffee Joke – 5
2017-02-07T20:15:30+00:00A man went to his doctor and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” The doctor said, “well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
Hot Coffee Joke
2017-09-21T18:24:34+00:00“I want you to drink a cup of hot water every morning,” prescribed the doctor. “You gotta be kidding, doc,” I’ve been doing that for years, but my wife calls it coffee”.
Italian Coffee Joke
2017-09-21T18:22:54+00:00Why Are Italians so Good at Making Coffee? Because they know how to espresso themselves.
Religious Coffee Joke
2017-09-21T18:16:46+00:00Did you hear about the woman who insisted it was a man’s job to make the coffee in the morning. She showed him the bible where it said Hebrews!
Price Of Coffee Joke
2017-09-21T18:14:00+00:00A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: “How much is the coffee?” “Coffee is four dollars the waitress says”. “How much is a refill?” the man asks. “Free, “says the waitress. “Then I’ll take a refill!” the man responds.
Coffee Joke – 1
2017-02-07T20:28:56+00:00Q: Why are men are like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
