Here are funny computer jokes and puns. Perfect for geeks and people in IT. Also check out our other funny jokes categories.
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Will: What?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
A client called my help desk saying she couldn’t send an e-mail. When I was done troubleshooting the problem, she interrupted me to ask, “Wait a minute, do I type @ in lower or uppercase?”
Two geeks are talking over lunch.
The first guy says, “You wouldn’t believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said ‘Take whatever you want!’ … So I took the bike”
The second guy says, “Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
How do you know if a blonde has been using a computer? There’s whiteout on the screen.
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