Corny Jokes and Puns
Here are funny corny jokes and puns. Perfect for everyone’s humor including kids. Also check out our other funny jokes categories.
Funny Corny Joke – 18
2016-06-18T06:57:34+00:00Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels.
Funny Corny Joke – 19
2016-06-18T06:58:16+00:00What’s the difference between America and a memory stick?
One’s USA and the other’s USB.
Funny Corny Joke – 20
2016-06-18T06:58:59+00:00What did the first street say to the second street?
I’ll meet you at the intersection.
Funny Corny Joke – 24
2016-06-18T07:03:17+00:00The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.
“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is 130.”
Funny Corny Joke – 25
2016-06-18T07:03:58+00:00A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
Funny Corny Joke – 26
2016-06-18T07:04:42+00:00What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it? It lets out a little whine.
