Corny Jokes and Puns

Mother: “Are you talking back to me?!”
Son: “Well yeah, that’s kinda how communication works.”

Q: What do call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese

Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

What do you call an unpredictable camera?

A loose Canon.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where’s pop corn?

What do you call bees that produce milk?

Boo-bees.

The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.

“The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

“What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is 130.”

Q: What did the Time Traveler do when he was still hungry after his last bite?
A: He went back four seconds.

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A: Attire!

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.