Customer Service Jokes and Puns

Customer Service can be frustrating from both ends at times, but it can also be really funny at times. We always like to find the bright side of things and therefore these customer service jokes. Enjoy. (-:


Kangaroo customer service joke

2017-06-10T14:30:19+00:00

Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?” Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children” Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?” Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind.”

Restaurant customer service joke

2017-06-10T14:44:52+00:00

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest. “Oh, I really don’t care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”

Jeans Customer Service joke

2017-06-10T14:33:17+00:00

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. “Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked. “Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.”

Store Customer Service joke

2017-06-10T14:22:21+00:00

A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: “Excuse me sir.” “How can I help you” the employee replies. “Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?” The employee looks at him and says “No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!”

Customer Service Joke – 3

2017-02-08T00:51:04+00:00

Customer Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Bob: “Ok.”
Customer Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Bob: “No.”
Customer Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?” Bob: “No.”
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Bob: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”