Dance Jokes and Puns
Here are funny dance jokes and puns for everyone that loves to dance salsa, tango, and any other style. Enjoy some laughs and don’t forget to check out our other funny jokes categories.
Dance Jokes – 4
2017-02-08T01:07:41+00:00Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!
Dance Jokes – 5
2017-02-08T01:05:58+00:00Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Dance Jokes – 6
2017-02-08T01:05:12+00:00There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then a side-step and turn around.”
Dance Jokes – 7
2017-02-08T01:04:19+00:00Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp!
Dance Jokes – 12
2017-02-08T00:59:46+00:00Why are journalists always successful ballroom dancers?
Because they’re able to follow even the most difficult lead.
