Dentist Jokes and Puns

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
“You have a hole in one.”

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

What time is it when you must go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty.

Why is the Tooth Fairy so smart?
She has a lot of wisdom teeth.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.

Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do. He wasn’t in.

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie.

What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte.

When I went to the dentist for some root canal work, I lost my nerve.

Where does the dentist get his gas?
At the filling station.

As the judge said to the dentist:
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?