Funny Popular Joke - 48

Funny Popular Joke – 48

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

Funny Sexist Joke - 27

Funny Sexist Joke – 27

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Funny Marriage Joke - 56

Funny Marriage Joke – 56

A husband and wife are watching ”Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,” and the husband winks and says, ”Honey, let’s go upstairs…”
The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.
So the husband says, ”Is that your final answer?” The wife says yes.
The husband says, ”Well, can I phone a friend?”

Funny Sexist Joke - 28

Funny Sexist Joke – 28

MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED: G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!

Funny Family Jokes-8

Funny Family Joke – 9

A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the mother said, “Darling, I wish you wouldn’t do that because the boys can see your panties.” “Okay, mommy,” the little girl replied. The next day, the mother noticed her little girls’ hands looked dirty, so she asked, “You haven’t been doing handstands again and letting those boys see your panties, have you?” “Oh no, mummy,” the daughter replied. “Honestly! I took them off first.”

Funny Sexist Joke - 13

Funny Sexist Joke – 13

Officer: “Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake.”
Lady: “Why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?”
Officer: “Well, that’s not prohibited.”

Funny Popular Joke - 98

Funny Popular Joke – 98

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

Funny Office Joke - 27

Funny Office Joke – 27

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.

Funny Marriage Joke - 38

Funny Marriage Joke – 38

Lady 1: “Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?” 
Lady 2: “I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not.”

Funny Popular Joke - 24

Funny Popular Joke – 24

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”

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