Fast Food Jokes and Puns

Here are funny fast food jokes and puns. Fast food can make people gain weight. Sorry, McDonald’s, Burger King but hopefully lots of laughs will keep you skinny. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

Fast food restaurant joke


A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating here.”