Father Jokes and Puns

Here are funny father jokes and puns. Perfect to tell your dad or family member to make anyone laugh! Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

Father swear jar joke


The biggest change after having kids was putting a swear jar in the house. Whenever I say a bad word, I have to put a dollar in the jar, and at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad.

Father Jokes – 4


A girl noticed her dad standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
“Haha¬¬! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers on the scale.”

Father joke about eating a bug


“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy. “Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied. After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

Father joke about cost of marriage


A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

Father-in-law joke


The day I knew my in-laws had finally accepted me: As we pulled into their driveway, my father-in-law was on the phone. “Oh, I have to run,” he told the person on the other end. “My daughter-in-law and her husband just arrived.”