Firemen Jokes and Puns

Here are funny firemen jokes and puns. We hope they make you laugh! We also have police and other funny jokes categories.

Firetruck joke


An excited man calls the fire department and says, “Help me, my house is on fire!!” The fireman says, “Where do you live?” The man replies, “I am too excited, I can’t tell you the exact address.” The fireman asks, “How do you expect us to get there?” The man replies, “What do you mean ‘how’? The big red truck.”

Fire Chief joke


A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself, “I am a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in line.” He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, “Let me in, I’m a fire chief.” The angels replied, “You’ll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir.” While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said “CHIEF.” The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was really upset now and went to talk to the angels. He asked, “Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?” To which the angels replied, “You have it all wrong, sir. That’s GOD, he just thinks he’s a fire chief.”

Long firemen joke


A paramedic, fire fighter and a police officer are all on a game show and the host asks the question, “Who can count to ten?” The paramedic rings in first and states, “That’s an easy one, 1-2-3-4-5-BREATH, 1-2-3-4-5-BREATH.” “No, I’m sorry, that’s wrong,” the game host says, “Anyone else?” The police officer rings in stating that everyone knows how to count to ten, “1-2-3-4-5-6-RELOAD, 1-2-3-4-5-6-RELOAD.” “No, nice try though. How about you sir? Do firefighters know how to count to ten?” “Sure,” he says, “1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.” “Very good!” says the host, “Now, can you count any farther?” “Of course I can…much farther,” the fire fighter replies. “1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-Jack-Queen-King-Ace.”

Silly firemen joke


A guy calls the fire department and says, “I’ve just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.” “Very nice,” the firefighter replies, “but what does that have to do with the fire service?” “Well,” the man answers, “the house next door is on fire and I don’t want you to trample my front yard.”