Chief firemen joke

Chief firemen joke

Why doesn’t a fire chief look out the window in the morning? Because then he wouldn’t have anything to do in the afternoon.

Silly firemen joke

Silly firemen joke

A guy calls the fire department and says, “I’ve just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.” “Very nice,” the firefighter replies, “but what does that have to do with the fire service?” “Well,” the man answers, “the house next door is on fire and I don’t want you to trample my front yard.”

Firemen work joke

Firemen work joke

I’ve been trying to climb the ladder at work for years now. Maybe I’m just not cut out to be a firefighter.

Silly firemen joke

Silly firemen joke

It’s always good to find out you’re going to be working from home… Unless you’re a firefighter.

Christmas firefighter joke

Christmas firefighter joke

At this time of year, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that’s why I’m no longer a firefighter.

Firemen Joke - 3

Firemen Joke – 3

My wife said to me, “Can we do some role play?” I said, “Ok yeah. What do you suggest?”
She said, “Firefighter to the rescue.” I wish she’d hurry up. I’ve been stuck up this tree
dressed as a cat for twelve hours now.

Firemen Joke - 5

Firemen Joke – 5

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four – three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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