Football Jokes and Puns

Here are the funniest football jokes and puns for all the football fans out there. Hope you get tons of laughs. Also, check out our other funny jokes.


 

Football player and coach joke

2017-08-31T16:49:16+00:00

Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!

Watching football game joke

2017-08-31T16:46:56+00:00

My husband, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with our grandchildren. He had just turned 75 and was feeling a little wistful. “You know,” he said to our grandson, Nick, “it’s not easy getting old. I guess I’m in the fourth quarter now.” “Don’t worry, Grandpa,” Nick said cheerily. “Maybe you’ll go into overtime.”

Football girlfriend joke

2017-08-31T16:35:21+00:00

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward, he asked her how she liked the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said. “What do you mean?” he asked. “Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!'”