Formula 1 Jokes and Puns

The greatest racing sport. Formula 1. Epic races, high speeds and lots of fun to watch. Here are some Formula 1 jokes and puns you can enjoy. We also have other funny jokes.


F1 Joke

2017-10-16T08:10:22+00:00

Q: Why is David Coulthard so popular with the ladies?
A: Because he lets his partner come first!

Ferrari Formula 1 Joke

2017-10-16T08:10:47+00:00

Ferrari took a decision for the British GP to hire a couple of Scousers as pit crew members when they found out they can remove all 4 wheels in under 0.8 seconds. But to Jean Todts dismay, after 1.5 seconds, the car was resprayed and sold to McLaren…

Funny F1 Joke

2017-10-16T08:11:13+00:00

The F1 race in Monaco ends with a big crash. Six drivers are killed, Gerhard Berger is one of them. Now his wife is invited to come to the morgue to identify her Gerhard.
The coroner opens the first box – she: “No, that’s not my Gerhard!”
The coroner opens the second box – she: “No, that’s not my Gerhard!”
The coroner opens the third box – she: “No, that’s not my Gerhard!”
The coroner opens the fourth box – she: “Sniff – yes – sniff, that’s my Gerhard!”
And suddenly she loses self-control and cries: “Fucking Gerhard, again not in the first three!!!”