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NASCAR And Formula 1 Joke

Q: How can you tell when a NASCAR fan is watching a Formula One race?
A: When he taps you on the shoulder and asks “Are we watching qualifying?”

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Ferrari Formula 1 Joke

Ferrari took a decision for the British GP to hire a couple of Scousers as pit crew members when they found out they can remove all 4 wheels in under 0.8 seconds. But to Jean Todts dismay, after 1.5 seconds, the car was resprayed and sold to McLaren…

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F1 Joke

Q: Why is David Coulthard so popular with the ladies?
A: Because he lets his partner come first!

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Funny F1 Joke

The F1 race in Monaco ends with a big crash. Six drivers are killed, Gerhard Berger is one of them. Now his wife is invited to come to the morgue to identify her Gerhard.
The coroner opens the first box – she: “No, that’s not my Gerhard!”
The coroner opens the second box – she: “No, that’s not my Gerhard!”
The coroner opens the third box – she: “No, that’s not my Gerhard!”
The coroner opens the fourth box – she: “Sniff – yes – sniff, that’s my Gerhard!”
And suddenly she loses self-control and cries: “Fucking Gerhard, again not in the first three!!!”

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