Friend Jokes and Puns

Here are funny friend jokes and puns. Enjoy some good laughs with your best friends. Make sure to also check our other funny jokes categories.


Men vs women friendship joke

2017-09-09T12:28:27+00:00

Friendship between women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Best friend joke

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Paul and his best friend were coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed his friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” Paul’s friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?” He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”