Birthday Jokes and Puns

Everyone has to love funny birthday jokes and puns. Enjoy and share them with your friends and family. Also check out our other funny jokes.


 

Funny Family Joke – 17

2016-06-18T14:26:45+00:00

A married couple, Harry, and Esther are out shopping one morning when Esther says, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she would like something electric.” Harry replies, “How about a chair?”

Funny Birthday Joke – 7

2016-06-16T19:25:27+00:00

The old lady was being interviewed by reporters on the occasion of her 110th birthday. “What do you think is the reason for your long life?” they asked her. “Oh,” she replied, “I suppose it’s because I was born such a long time ago.”

Funny Birthday Joke – 8

2016-06-16T19:26:03+00:00

A husband and his wife were out shopping. The wife suddenly remembered that her mother’s birthday was coming up. She said,
“Honey, can we look around for a birthday present for mom? She wants something electric.”
The husband replied, “Sure, honey. How about a chair?”

Funny Birthday Joke – 11

2016-10-31T20:25:39+00:00

Birthday Invitation: What? You are invited to Cathy’s birthday party. Where? 1424 Maple Dr. (you will need to be buzzed in, so dial our number with your nose and you will then be buzzed in. Once, you’re in the building, press the button for the elevator with your nose. Then press floor number 12 with your nose. We are the door on the left-hand side.) Can’t wait to see you! P.S. You will be pushing with your nose because your hands will be too busy holding the presents.