Christmas Jokes and Puns

Santa here are our funny Christmas jokes and puns. Perfect for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day! Also check out our other funny jokes categories.

Funny Christmas Joke – 21


It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge.
“It is if you do it before the shops are open,” countered the prosecutor.