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Food Jokes and Puns

Here are funny food jokes and puns. We also have snack jokes here. We hope these make your family, kids and yourself laugh. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

Funny Food Joke – 15
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Funny Food Joke – 15

2016-06-18T15:59:45+00:00

A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, “Sorry about your wait.”

Funny Food Joke – 17
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Funny Food Joke – 17

2016-06-18T16:00:54+00:00

Waiter: “Do you want any dessert?”
Teddy Bear: “No Thanks. I’m stuffed!”

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Funny Food Joke – 19

2016-06-18T16:02:08+00:00

Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Funny Food Joke – 20
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Funny Food Joke – 20

2016-06-18T16:02:48+00:00

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Funny Food Joke – 21
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Funny Food Joke – 21

2016-06-18T16:04:57+00:00

If tomatoes are a fruit, isn’t ketchup a smoothie?

Funny Food Joke – 22
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Funny Food Joke – 22

2016-06-18T16:05:31+00:00

Q: Why can’t you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it will crack up.

Funny Food Joke – 23
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Funny Food Joke – 23

2016-06-18T16:06:05+00:00

Q: What do you call a sad coffee?
A: Depresso.

Funny Food Joke – 24
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Funny Food Joke – 24

2016-06-18T16:07:02+00:00

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Funny Food Joke – 25
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Funny Food Joke – 25

2016-06-18T16:07:39+00:00

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.

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Funny Food Joke – 26

2016-06-18T16:08:20+00:00

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

Funny Food Joke – 27
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Funny Food Joke – 27

2016-06-18T16:08:49+00:00

Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

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Funny Food Joke – 29

2016-06-18T16:09:58+00:00

Q: Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?
A: Then why aren’t you laughing!

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