Giraffe Jokes and Puns

These funny giraffe jokes and puns will make you, any kid or adult laugh. This is the best collection of giraffe jokes on the internet. We also have other animal jokes.

Joke About Giraffe


A religious zookeeper lost his during his lunch break at the zoo. Three weeks later, a giraffe walked up to him with the Bible in its mouth. The zookeeper couldn’t believe what he was seeing. He took his bible out of the giraffe’s mouth and said “It’s a miracle!” “No not really,” said the giraffe. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

Baby Giraffe Joke


While a police officer is waiting at a red light he hears some strange noises coming from the van next to him. He approaches the driver of said car and asks him to get out of the van and open the back door. The driver opens up and the officer sees baby giraffes. The police officer says, “Take these giraffes to the zoo right away. The driver says, “Sure thing officer!” and drives away. The next day the police officer is at another red light, and who should be stopped in front of him but the same van with the same loud noise. The cop irritated now says, “I told you to take the giraffes to the zoo!” to which the driver replies, “But officer, I did and today I am taking them to the movies”