Grandpa Jokes and Puns

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Grandpa Joke – 6

2017-02-08T20:11:59+00:00

A dying grandfather tells his grandchild, “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash.” The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, “Oh grandpa, you are SO generous! I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” With his last breath, Grandpa whispered, “Facebook…”

Grandpa anniversary joke

2017-09-14T17:54:02+00:00

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”