Grandparents Jokes and Puns

Here are funny grandparents jokes and puns you can share with your family. These jokes will make everyone laugh. Also, make sure to take a look at our other joke categories.


 

Funniest Grandparents Joke

2017-09-24T08:10:25+00:00

A grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.” “Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?” the grandson asked. “You’re coming empty handed???”

Funny Grandparent Joke

2017-09-24T08:07:24+00:00

A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren back to their parents one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child. “No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.”

Grandparents Babysitting Joke

2017-09-24T07:50:44+00:00

One evening a grandmother was babysitting her two granddaughters Anne and Betty. Presently, 8:00 PM rolled around.
“Okay, time for bed,” she informed the two children who were playing in the den. “Why?” Anne asked (aged 6). “It’s so early!” “Your father said your bedtime is 8:00,” the grandmother said. “You don’t have to listen to him,” the Betty (aged 4½) replied. “Why not?” the grandmother asked. Betty answered, “Because you’re his mother!”

Grandparents church joke

2017-09-14T20:41:17+00:00

A little boy was in church next his father and at his father’s request said a small prayer, “Dear God, please bless Mommy and Daddy and all the family to be healthy and happy.” Suddenly he looked up and said out loud, “And please don’t forget to ask grandpa to give me a bicycle for my birthday!!” “There is no need to shout like that,” said his father. “God isn’t hard of hearing.” “No,” said the little boy, “but Grandpa is.”

Funny Grandparent joke

2017-09-14T20:36:26+00:00

A Grandfather who had serious hearing problems for a number of years went to the doctor to be fitted for a hearing aid that would return his hearing to 100%. The grandpa went back for further tests a month later and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” To which the elderly man replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”

Grandparents computer joke

2017-09-14T20:16:21+00:00

My grandfather has recently started a course called ‘Computers for the Terrified.’ He’s nearly eighty and, although used to be an engineer within the US Air Force, he is completely stuck when it comes to computers. He came back from his first evening at this course. When asked how it had gone, he replied, ‘Yes, it was really good. I really enjoyed it, but I really couldn’t get to grips with my mole.’ I stopped for a second, completely puzzled, until I realized he was talking about the mouse.

Grandparents babysitting joke

2017-09-14T20:05:34+00:00

One evening a grandmother was babysitting her two granddaughters Anne and Betty. Presently, 8:00 PM rolled around.
“Okay, time for bed,” she informed the two children who were playing in the den. “Why?” Anne asked (aged 6). “It’s so early!” “Your father said your bedtime is 8:00,” the grandmother said. “You don’t have to listen to him,” the Betty (aged 4½) replied. “Why not?” the grandmother asked. Betty answered, “Because you’re his mother!”