Grape Jokes and Puns

Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!

Q: What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
A: He let out a little wine.

Q: Why’d Mrs. Grape leave her family?
A: She was tired of raisin kids!

What did the grape say when someone stood on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q: If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with?
A: Sushi!

Q: Why aren’t grapes ever lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches!

A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a grape stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.

Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!