Grape Jokes and Puns

Here are funny grape jokes and puns. We have grape puns about green and purple grapes as well as jokes about raisins We also have 100’s of categories funny jokes topics.

Joke About Grape


A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a grape stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.