Grape Jokes and Puns

Here are funny grape jokes and puns. They make you laugh not wine. No pun intended. Make sure to check out our other 100’s of categories in ourĀ jokes collections.

Joke About Grape


A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a grape stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.