Hair Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny hair jokes and puns. Afro, long hair, short hair, perms and all sorts of topics. Make sure to also check our other jokes categories.

Hair Joke – 11


A priest goes into a barber’s shop sits down, gets a good haircut, thanks the barber, and asks how much he owes him. The barber says, ‘Father, you’re a holy man, a man of the cloth there is no charge you.’
The priest blesses the barber and says, ‘Thank you very much’ and goes about his business. The next day, 10 gold coins magically appear on the barber’s doorstep. A few days later, a Buddhist monk goes in for a shave and a shine, and when the time comes to pay the barber says, ‘No money, please, you’re a spiritual leader, a man of the people, it’s on the house.’ The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 10 magnificent rubies. The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay and the barber says, ‘No, Rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man, I can’t take any money from you, go in peace.’ Then the next day, the barber opens his shop to find 10 Rabbis waiting for a haircut.

Hair Joke – 1


A guy walks in to the Barbershop.
The barber asks, “What will it be today?” The guy says, “Well I
want waves on top, faded on the one side, plugged on the other side,
and just make it all weird and messed up.” The barber says, “Now why
in the world do you want your hair cut like that.” The guy says, “That’s
how you cut it last time.”

Hair Joke – 3


Little Billy is eating breakfast one morning and gets to thinking about things.
“Mom, why does Uncle Bill have so few hairs on his head?” he asks his mother.
“He thinks a lot,” replies his mom, pleased with herself for coming up with such a quick answer to Little Billy’s question. After a few seconds Little Billy responded, “So why do you have so much hair?”

Hair Joke – 8


One day, a girl walks to her mother and look at her mother’s hair and sadly said: “Why are some of your hair white mom?” The mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said, “Momma, how come *all* of grandma’s hairs are white?”