Hell Jokes and Puns

Here are funny hell jokes and puns. We also have heaven jokes as well as other religious jokes so make sure to check out our other funny jokes categories.


Hell Not Heaven Joke


So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, “You re going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There’s a bass player named Mingus and a pianist named Monk , and any day now we expect this Blakey guy to show up with his drums. “Wow!” the guy says, “I never imagined heaven would be this good.” The man in the robe says, “This is hell, not heaven. There’s a girl singer.”

Devil Joke


A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. “Who are you?” he asked. “I’m the Devil!” she responded. “Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”