Honda Jokes and Puns

Here are funny Honda jokes and puns. We also have Hybrid and other car jokes so make sure to check those out as well including our other funny jokes categories.

Funny Honda joke


A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a big-old motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, “Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?” “NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, “Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.” “NO!” said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride.
At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily, “Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley, so, YOU ride it!”