Fish and Honda joke

Fish and Honda joke

What’s the difference between a fish and a Honda? You can tune a Honda, but you can’t tune-a-fish!

Honda Joke - 4

Honda Joke – 4

Q: How many Honda car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?
A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!

Honda Joke - 5

Honda Joke – 5

Q: What is the difference between a Honda and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Honda Odyssey joke

Honda Odyssey joke

Why does the new Ody have 8 seats? So there are enough people in the car to push it to the dealer if the transmission brakes down!

Funny Honda joke

Funny Honda joke

A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a big-old motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, “Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?” “NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, “Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.” “NO!” said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride.
At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily, “Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley, so, YOU ride it!”

Silly Honda joke

Silly Honda joke

Why is it called Odyssey? Because Homer designed the transmission for one trojan horse power.

Honda acronyms joke

Honda acronyms joke

Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Honda Options: No Deal Available!
Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!
Honda Options Never Deal Affordably
Had One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad’s Assistance
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything

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