Here are funny horse jokes and puns. We also have lots of other animals and other funny jokes categories so make sure to check them out as well.
Two horses I know have been an item for ages. They are in a stable relationship.
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!
How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday? His horse’s name was Friday!
Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him?
The doctor described his condition as stable.
Q: You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe right beside you,
and a lion nipping at your heels. What do you do?
A: Get off the carousel and sober up.
I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately all the others came in at 12.30.
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