
Horse Bet Joke
I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately all the others came in at 12.30.
Here are funny horse jokes and puns. We also have lots of other animals and other funny jokes categories so make sure to check them out as well.
I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately all the others came in at 12.30.
How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday? His horse’s name was Friday!
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!
A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar. The doorman says: “Wait you can’t come in here without a tie.” The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck. He goes back in and says to the barman: “This alright?” The barman says: “Hmm, ok… but don’t be starting anything.”