Veterinary hospital joke

Veterinary hospital joke

Mohan (to the doctor): “Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?” Doctor: “Your eyesight seems to be poor.” Mohan: “How did you come to that conclusion?” Doctor: “You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital.”

Hospital Joke - 5

Hospital Joke – 5

“Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?” “Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.”
Doctor, this bucket has a hole. Would you please repair it?

Hospital Joke - 8

Hospital Joke – 8

Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, “Give him two Viagra.” Nurse asks, “Do you think that will help?” The doctor responds, “No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!”

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