Hot dog Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny hot dog jokes and puns. They are clean enough for kids and funny enough for adults. Make sure to also check out our other funny jokes categories.

Hotdog In One Ear Joke


A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A hot dog in one of his ears, a pretzel in the other ear, and a nacho chip in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”