Hotel Jokes and Puns

Here are funny hotel jokes and puns? These jokes are perfect when you are on vacation. But make sure to also check these jokes here.


Hotel Joke – 1


A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, “You’ve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?” The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?” The person says, “Well, there’s one door that leads to the bathroom. There’s a second door that goes into the closet. And there’s a door I haven’t tried, but it has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.”

Hotel Joke – 2


A country man, who went to New York to go sightseeing. At his hotel he asked the hotel’s clerk about the time of meals. “Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8,” explained the clerk. “Look here,” inquired the country man in surprise, “when am I going to get time to see the city?”