Ice Cream Jokes and Puns

Enjoy some funny ice cream jokes and puns! We also have candy, food, snack and other jokes categories. So make sure to check them as well.

Ice Cream Joke – 8


Two spastics go up to an ice-cream van and say, “Can we have a couple of 99″s please? “The ice-cream man says, “Certainly, would you like chocolate or strawberry sauce? “They say, “It doesn’t really matter, mate… we’re going to drop them anyway.”