Indian Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny Indian jokes and puns. They will make you laugh. Make sure to also check out our other funny jokes.


 

Made in India Joke

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A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Delhi and asked to be taken to the Indira Gandhi airport. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, ‘Oh! Toyota – Made in Japan! Very fast!’Funny Indian Taxi Joke Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi. ‘Oh! Nissan – Made in Japan! Very fast!’ Then yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, ‘Oh! Mitsubishi – Made in Japan! Very fast!’ The taxi driver, who was 100% Indian, was starting to get a little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were passing his taxi, when yet another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport. ‘Oh! Honda – Made in Japan! Very fast!’ The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, ‘That’ll be Rupees 500.’ ‘Rupees 500? It was short ride! Why so much?’ The Taxi driver smiled as he replied, ‘Meter – Made in India. Very fast.

Funny Indian Joke

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A Western expatriate teacher at an international school offers a cash reward to the child who can name the greatest man who ever lived. “Buddha?” says a Buddhist. “The prophet?” says a Muslim. “Jesus?” says a Hindu. The teacher hands the money to the Hindu, who says: “Thanks, Miss. Actually, the right answer is Krishna, but business is business.”

Long Indian joke

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Hindu Pizza An American businessman goes to India on a business trip, but he hates Indian food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck; there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, “What the heck did you put on this pizza?” The delivery man bows deeply and says, “We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.”